Con-CERN & LHC
All doomsday cults should mark 10th day of the 9th month of the 8th year of the 2nd millennium on their calendars. That's when when CERN physicists throw the switch on the Large Hadron Collider buried in a circular tunnel beneath the French/Swiss border. Physcists are in the hunt for evidence of "dark matter" and "dark energy" and are hoping to glimpse particles never seen before oblivion.
CERN says there is no conceivable danger of a cataclysmic event.
Tweaking of controls will be pretty well complete by August 10th with the big test coming on September 10th. CERN will webcast this event.
While the boys are experimenting with their accelerator,
perhaps they will discover how to output more
electricity than they input.
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